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When you go to Taco Bell and eat everything off the menu, go home unload your shit into a nice crockpot and force feed to your Mongolian slave children
I did the hot spicy chili pocket technique on Fred’s wife the other day and he has no idea!
When a female's period blood soaks into the seat of her pants without her noticing until she puts her hands in her back pockets and pulls back bloody finger tips.
"Sophie reached for her keys and found she has spicy-pockets. It looked like a murder scene."