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Hospital pleasure makes paying the bill easier !!
awesome nurse spends half an hour each day giving a sponge bath. Man I can wait to get sick again! They even feed you in bed.
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To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.
Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing
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The act of moistening one's pubic hairs and brushing them along his or her partner's naked body.
Kathy was feeling a bit dirty last night so I gave her a good ol' European Sponge Bath
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When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.
When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.
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Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.
Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.
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When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.
Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"
Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"
Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."
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To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.
Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.