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spranks are usually pretty tight, except at times can be tools the size of a bulldozer. Which are pretty fucking big. Spranks remind me of a big huge happy bear, like Winnie the Pooh. Except Winnie the Pooh saying some really dumb shit, having awful comebacks, and (hopefully) wearing more than a red shirt. In all, it's good to be a sprank.
"mothafuckin spranks on a mothafuckin plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane"
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To masturbate (wank) in ones spare time.
Example 1:
Friend 1- Oh I'm so bored, I've got nothing to do!
Friend 2- Go have a sprank.
Example 2:
Me - Wooo I'm unemployed, gonna go have a sprank!!
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1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.
Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.
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To be 'Spranked' is a 2023 British craze whereby a hyperlinks are masked (predominantly through work communications), taking users inadvertently through to profiles of unexpecting work colleagues. The craze was inspired by Rickrolling.
OMG. You Spranked me. I really wasn't expecting to see Jon's profile when you sent me your (late) end of year results. Good one!
Used to describe a prank that can result in affliction to the prank victim. Formed from a combination of the words "pranked" and "spanked"
Wow, you really spranked me yesterday. I have a bruise on my shoulder now.
That was no light-hearted prank you pulled on your brother, he could have gotten seriously hurt from that sprank!
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You might end up spranking a nice brummie girl with a leek!
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Commonly used to relate to a deceased friend's girlfriend.
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