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To be 'Spranked' is a 2023 British craze whereby a hyperlinks are masked (predominantly through work communications), taking users inadvertently through to profiles of unexpecting work colleagues. The craze was inspired by Rickrolling.
OMG. You Spranked me. I really wasn't expecting to see Jon's profile when you sent me your (late) end of year results. Good one!
spranks are usually pretty tight, except at times can be tools the size of a bulldozer. Which are pretty fucking big. Spranks remind me of a big huge happy bear, like Winnie the Pooh. Except Winnie the Pooh saying some really dumb shit, having awful comebacks, and (hopefully) wearing more than a red shirt. In all, it's good to be a sprank.
"mothafuckin spranks on a mothafuckin plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane"
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To masturbate (wank) in ones spare time.
Example 1:
Friend 1- Oh I'm so bored, I've got nothing to do!
Friend 2- Go have a sprank.
Example 2:
Me - Wooo I'm unemployed, gonna go have a sprank!!
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1) Sprank is what guys who distribute methamphetamine tell their clientelle they will get if they will perform felatio on him until he ejaculates his sperm/crank mixture.
2) The combination of crank and sperm.
Bitch, I'm telling you that my sprank will wire you up.
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Used to describe a prank that can result in affliction to the prank victim. Formed from a combination of the words "pranked" and "spanked"
Wow, you really spranked me yesterday. I have a bruise on my shoulder now.
That was no light-hearted prank you pulled on your brother, he could have gotten seriously hurt from that sprank!
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You might end up spranking a nice brummie girl with a leek!
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Commonly used to relate to a deceased friend's girlfriend.
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