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The act of running slower than a sprint but faster than a jog.
A: "Yo... what do you do with those running shoes? You are not spring-chicken."
B: "Sprogging... slower than a sprint but faster than a jog."
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once disparaging term for a child, now often used affectionately. (Chiefly British)
"I'll come by your place after I drop the sprogs at school"
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to have recently given birth; to pop one out
She looks amazing for a bird who's just sprogged!
with child (see sprogg); pregnant
She only got sprogged up so he'd have to stay with her.
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Derogatory term for a child.
"People who make sprogs should be locked up in a room full of sprogs and then strangled to death with a condom which is what they should've used in the first place."
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Children. Young ones. Generally aged from babies to preschool. Often birthed by people trying to fill a void in their own lives.
Often referrs to well off families who treat their young children as an accessory, dressing them as if they were a cooler smaller version of themselves. Most upsettingly this often involves putting them in crocs, clothes from H&M and GAP.
They regularly have a look in their eyes which is passive yet self absorbed. A bit like a fat sleepy zombie.
Easily entertained, easily annoyed, irritating.
Nevermind all this CO2 and carbon neutral stuff, people just need to stop having so many damn sprogs.
I would have invited Rebecca, but since she's become a mother, all she ever talks about is her fucking sprog.
~Kelly had ANOTHER child last month,
#wait, does that mean she's got six sprogs now?
>That's way too many sprogs.
~I don't want any sprogs until I'm at least thirty.
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"Did you hear about Steve? Yeah he lost his sprog in the IKEA again!"