Squeeve

The best teaching assistant in the observable universe. He's young, pure, and is genuinely just trying to help in this cruel, cruel world.

Did you get Squeeve to help you on your homework?
Yeah—he's the best TA!

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squeeve

(verb.) to vent in a way that makes you feel like you are squeezing or forcing it out of you

It's hard to squeeve in general, but especially to anyone I don't trust.

squeeve

1. (intransitive verb) to have sex; to procreate.

2. (transitive verb) to have sex with; to procreate with.

1. John and Jody are squeeving hard in the other room.

2. John squeeved Jody hard.

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Squeeve

Shagging, fucking, banging.
Vigorous mating between two people.

Dave: You seem happy
Bill: Yeah mate, just squeeved the fuck out of some girl