Groor

The smell that you really can’t wash off your dick when you fuck a girl that has severe genital hygiene.

John: Bruv what is that smell?
Dave: That is groor, got it from shagging Charlotte

Squeeve

Shagging, fucking, banging.
Vigorous mating between two people.

Dave: You seem happy
Bill: Yeah mate, just squeeved the fuck out of some girl

Gunger

Diarrhoea that has been slept in, and has crusted around the edges. Too much Indian food will result in this.

Wash your sheets Derek, you’ve gungered the fucking bed!