squeeze one out

"Squeeze one out" can have many euphemistic meanings:
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four

1)"they squeezed out a victory, 1-0"
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

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squeeze one out

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate

I squeezed one out in the shower last night.

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squeeze one out

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.

Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.

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squeeze one out

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.

(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"

"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'

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squeeze one out

To defecate hurriedly. Primary usage area is eastern U.S., blue collar lexicon.

Let me squeeze one out, Freddy - I'll jump on that alternator change when I'm done.

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Squeeze One Out

Another way of saying "Take a Dump"

Hold on. Gotta go squeeze one out.

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Squeeze one out

To go and shit.

I a be right back. I got a go and squeeze one out.

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