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Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.
Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!
Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!
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An infection usually associated with surgery that can spread through the body and cause death. BTW its very contagious gl all you doctors
A: A doctor gave johnny staph during surgery.
B: Cool! Now we can beat the third level of dungeons and dragons!
A: He died...
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Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.
There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!
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A bacterial infection on/in the male genitals.
I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.
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when a dog licks an infected wound and it begins to ooze out
logan guzzled the staph juice straight out of the wound .
In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”