stebbi

Someone who manages to make a conversation boring, often by bringing statistics into it.
A stebbi can also bring silence to the liveliest of parties or social gatherings.

John: Are you guys going to the concert?
Bill: Did you know that over 50% of concerts are held in bars.
Everybody: Silence
John: Bill, your such a stebbi

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Stebbi

Pulling a stebbi is when your friend group makes a plan and you bail on it at the last moment for a shitty reason.
Pulling a stebbi is very unpopular amongst people who want to make plans, for good reason!

"Hey the movie is starting in ten minutes, where are you?"
"Hah Sorry im pulling a stebbi tonight"

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