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-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.
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Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)
Marissa is my favorite Cock-Stocking during the Winter time.
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Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.
Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.
"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."
"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"
"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"
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Alternate meaning for semen or sperm.
Jim and Jenny wanted to have a baby so Jim went to the doctor to check on his cock stock levels.
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1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
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Like stock art, a picture of a penis, vagina, breast, anus, etc. found online that is used by someone else as their own, usually in the context of a personal ad or cybersex.
Susie was really looking forward to meeting Bobby in person. But when they got back to his place and got their clothes off it was obvious that he had used cock stock. His penis was definitely not that big.
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