stock the pond

The act of squeezing off a few fresh finless brown trout into the bowl. Essential for the overall health of the ecosystem.

He hadn't shat for days, but the water would be teaming with fresh finless browns when he went to stock the pond.

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Stock the pond

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.

Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks

Stocking the Pond

Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit

He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.

or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.

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Stock the pond with brown trout

Drop a deuce, make a bowel movement, take a number 2. Along the lines of drop some kids off at the pool, have a brown baby boy, etc. Created by yours truly after watching a particular South Park episode.

I'll be right back, have to go stock the pond with brown trout.