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The greatest football player of all time.
Full name:
Hristo Stoitchkov
From:
Bulgaria
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Affliction where one can walk into a situation completely unaware of the current state of play, and comment instantly, and often with great accuracy on present dealings.
In this situation (where Stoichkov Syndrome was first diagnosed), 3 people are discussing the European Football Championships, #2 and #3 have successfully named 15 of the 16 participating nations without naming any wrong teams, and #1 conducting the quiz presses them for the answer to the 16th (Bulgaria), offering a clue...
#1: "One of the greatest footballers of the past 20 years hailed from this nation."
#4: (joining the conversation from an entirely neutral standpoint, having only heard the clue offered)
"Stoichkov"
#2 and #3: "Bulgaria!"
#1: "Yes! Incredible!"
Mikhail is like a god. He is very athletic and sexy as fuck! He is the type of guy who all guys wanna be and all the girls want but is usually taken by an amazing girl! Mikhail Tolmachev is someone with a huge penis! He is one to succeed in life! Someone who is named Mikhail Stoichkov will grow up and be rich! Everyone wants to have the name and surname Mikhail Stoichkov!
"I wish I was like Mikhail Stoichkov!"
"Life would be perfect!"