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A grotesque mixture of menstrual blood and vaginal fluid, created when a female becomes sexually aroused during menstruation.
Rosemary was suprised to find a strawberry daiquiri in her pants after a trip to the porno theatre.
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To make a Strawberry Daiquiri you will need:
-Blender
-Ice
-A girl on her period
-Basic marketing skills
Blend ice until it has the same consistency as a slushy. Pour mixture into her red sea. Now listen close, this part is important. Shag the girl of your choice UPSIDE DOWN until the mixture has reached a pleasant strawberry color.
*Pro Tip!*
If you want to take your strawberry daiquiri game to the next level, sell your drinks at sporting events, on bike paths, or even your own neighborhood.
Blender: “vvrrrRRRRRRRRR”
Ice: “krrrrchkkkkrchchkrch”
Izzy: “Im nervous babe, are you sure its okay we sell our strawberry daiquiris in front of an elementary school?”
Richard: “Don’t worry, I just got the proper city permits today.”
When a girl is done giving head, the guy cums all over her face and then punches her in the nose so hard that she bleeds. The blood and semen mix together and create a mixture that looks similar to a Strawberry Daiquiri fruit drink.
Bro, after I was done with that hooker I gave her a Strawberry Daiquiri and got the fuck outta there.
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While having sex with a girl who is on her period, you ejaculate on her face, giving her a sweet, somewhat tangy, mixture of menstrual blood and semen.
She wouldn't stop bitching so I made her a strawberry daiquiri.
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Room temperature beer mixed with low-cost strawberry jam. Strictly served without ice.
Man 1: What can I get you?
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.
Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.