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Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."

by DGFab February 4, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stumples

A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.

"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"

by DGFab February 4, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stumpling

Another name for a dwarf or midget or small person

look over there at that stumpling riding a three legged donkey

by possiblylewisholms April 22, 2015


Stumpled

When you have spent so much time on Stumbleupon, you become dizzy, confused, disoriented, slow, and in essence, intoxicated.

"Yeah I was gonna finish that paper, but I just got so Stumpled last night."

by Kahrispy October 13, 2011


Stumple

Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.

"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"

by keefington January 28, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


stumples

Pimples on an amputees stump.

Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples

by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas October 5, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


stumpled

A combo of tripping and falling due to a swarm of people

At Boston Calling, I had to pick Jacy up from the mosh pit so that she wouldnโ€™t get stumpled over by the swarm of people who wanted to see Khalid front row.

by Iced tea gal February 6, 2019