Suck A Monkey

A good word to replace vulgar obscenities.

I came to work naked. Again. SUCK A MONKEY

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suck a monkey off

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob

last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.

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SUCK MONKEY

A woman (hopefully) whose sole reason for existence is sucking cock.

My girlfriend is a suck monkey.

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Sucks Monkey

For use when something (or someone) is not acceptable.

"Your car broke down? That sucks monkey!"

or...

"Sixth Formers suck monkey"

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Suck-Monkey

A kiss ass. Boot Licked. Sycophante. A total suck up.

Also: Vampiric Vaginal Tract

Only a Suck-Monkey like you would give their bitch boss a birthday card...

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suck monkey

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.

lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!

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suck monkey

A slang term used when one person is particularly pissed at another, usually after being pwn3ed in a video game.Is used usually when the host's parents are home and do not accept swearing.

Sean:AGH....YOU SUCK MONKEY...STOP SPAWN CAMPING
Kyle:Ahahahahaha...n00b

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