Tastebudectomy

A swift removal of a tastebud from a candy crevice cut. This causes your tongue to bleed, and soreness for a day or two.

"Ouch! This stupid candy cane just gave me a tastebudectomy from a crevice cut! That smarts!"

"My friend can't eat right now. He's recovering from a tastebudectomy from a candy crevice cut."