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Tebowism is the religion followed rigorously by his fans. (Read: bandwagoners) It involves screaming about how hawt he is, and how he is the greatest quarterback ever. It also involves Tebowing at random spots and then tweeting about it (#tebowing).
Tebowism Follower: OH MY GAWD. Tebow is the greatest quarterback ever!!!
Bronco Fan: No way. Elway is the greatest ever.
Tebowism Follower: Whats Elway? Is that a name? Thats a funny name...
Bronco Fan: What a tebowism follower....
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n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game
Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.
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To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position.
Did you see Laurinaitis get Tebowed?
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tee-boh verb -
1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing
2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling)
1) "He was totally blowing it with that chick, so he Tebowed. Somehow, he ended up nailing her."
2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?"
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Losing a football game in heart-wrenching fashion to an underdog. Usually an unlikely comeback in the final quarter of a football game. Derived from Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos.
Wow bro, I can't believe the Jets let Tebow win the game like that. They got Tebowed!
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(vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
I was in the middle of Times Square and I saw a girl Tebowing in the street. She almost got squashed. (see tebowing.com)
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A phrase used to mock Denver Broncos quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow. (The "greater than" sign is preceded by something very bad.)
Coined by readers of ESPN.com following the Broncos' 45-10 loss to the Detroit Lions on October 30, 2011, in which Tebow had two turnovers that directly resulted in touchdowns and finished with a passer rating of 56.8.
Reading pointless Urban Dictionary entries > Tebow
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