Teched

Getting owned. Also see anal rape.

TCU was Teched in their 70-35 loss to Texas Tech in 2004.

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Teched

"Teched" :

"I got teched": getting screwed or fucked over due to a technology device or technology software not working properly.

Example: "Peter got teched when he spent all morning trying to reset his email and was late for work; he kept getting messages saying (try again later)"

I got teched this morning and was late for work!

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Teching

In fighting games, teching is defined as the process of recovering from hit stun sooner than you would normally by waiting it out.

In smash bros, it can be done by pressing the guard button a few frames before hitting the ground.

It will look as though the character catches themselves before they hit the ground and get back on their feet. It is an important skill when going up against a character with great power that delivers strong hit stun.

Neo was able to use teching to get out of that hit stun before JC could throw a more serious blow.

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tech

1. abbreviation for "technique," most frequently used in the context of a video game. The plural of this abbreviation is just "tech."
2. abbreviation for "technology."

1. "Dude, check out this sick Yoshimitsu tech."
"Whoa, dude!"
2. "I'd say I'm pretty skilled with sextoy tech."

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A-TECH

Acronym for Antiquated Technologies Academy, formerly the Advanced Technology Academy, but technology has passed the school by at the turn of the century.

A-TECH used to be the technology leader in CCSD.

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tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

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tech

1. An adjective used to denote something especially effective at a given time. Slang originating from collectible card games: a card deemed particularly useful in a certain situation is deemed "tech," and it spread to other things.

2. A synonym for cool, due to sloppy usage of definition 1.

Both definitions are usually only used by card geeks.

Oh, man. Telling your mother that you were at a blood drive instead of out drinking was tech—now she thinks you're disoriented due to blood loss!

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