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A person who is especially deceitful and dishonest for personal gain.
A person despite himself is constantly drawn into dishonest scenarios.
A liar, a cheat.
I cannot stand to play golf with Jim, he is always tedcruzing.
Our boss said the company could not pay us a bonus, but turns out he was tedcruzing.
All you do is lie, stop tedcruzing me!!
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The act of using Santorum to orally stimulate the penis of the man whom created the Santorum.
After getting brutally fucked in the ass by Donald Trump, he was asked if he would be Tedcruzing afterwards. He happily agreed.
Someone who is worse than a pussy.
Inspired by how the senator who has allowed a president to insult his wife and have his life put in relative danger from an insurrection that same president caused, and he still supports him. Not to mention how he left his state in a time of crisis for vacation because he "was trying to be a dad".
Person #1: I don't feel like talking my girlfriend right now cause she is very strong willed.
Person #2: Nah, cause you wild tedcruz
Person #1: I can't go to the party tonight, I got homework.
Person #2: Dude, why are you being such a pussy?
Person #3: My guy, you just don't want to miss The 700 Club.
Person #2: What??? You are such a tedcruz.
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1. a hunt for a small hairy gay lover at specific geographic crossroads at locations meant to hide ones sexual identity from his fellow Christians (ted--from the gay meaning small bear, and cruz from the gay meaning searching for lover and from the Spanish meaning cross
2. a small hairy gay lover with a fetish for being false martyred by being tied to a cross and felated by many men simultaneously
1. The Christian politician on a tedcruz finally felt free to be himself.
2. The man was tedcruzed for hours and had rarely felt such joy
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