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Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!
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When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure while a partner does the same over video chat.
Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.
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a creative word for phone sex.
person 1: so, have you telefucked him yet, at least?
person 2: nah, he's too shy on call for that.
Persistant and often annoying sexual advances through text message
Brad won't stop texting me about letting him come over later. I wish he would stop trying to telefuck me.
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