Texten

Short, loves to watch cows eat, and can't get rid of his mullet.

"Hi I'm Texten" - Texten
"Shut the frick up short as midget" - Harold
"I like cow" - Texten

texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road

Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers