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The Button that appeared on reddit.com/r/thebutton on April 1 2015, which divided Redditors into more than 20 different "religions," ranging from those who have never heard of the button, to those that pushed the button as soon as they saw it, to those who have sworn to never press the button. Next to the button there is a timer counting down from 60 seconds. Each user may press the button only once, and when pressed the timer resets to 60 seconds for everybody. Nobody yet knows what will happen when the timer reaches zero.
"Hey, have you pressed the button yet?"
"No, I heard that everyone who hasn't pressed it when it reaches zero gets reddit gold!"
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The big red button that launches nuclear missiles.
Of a presidential candidate: Do you really want him with his finger on the button?
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For fuck's sake, DON'T PRESS IT!!!
#1 It's gotta be one of these buttons here.
#2 What about this one? *presses button*
#1 DON'T TOUCH THA-
*both explode after the button is pressed*
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a game where you pass out soda and a certain number has a tablet of LSD in it. good luck finding the button.
"congrats, you found the button."
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Another word for clitoris.
Dad, how do make a girl cum?
Hit her on button son.
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To recklessly throw or discard something
"Where's your new phone?"
"Fuck knows, I will buttoned it into a hedge when I was drinking last night"
"Did you see Dave last night, he absolutely will buttoned his bird out of the window."
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a slang term for peyote
originates from the appearance of the harvested section of the cactus
native americans trip on buttons during spiritual rituals
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