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When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.
**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.
We did the Chris Christie in a parking garage .
Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
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Donald Trump's fat sex slave that's a member of the ku klux klan.
You know your life is great when you aren't a chris christie
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Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.
Dude 1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!
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A crooked, wealthy wop that somehow got elected into a governor's position for the state of New Jersey. Has been a part of numerous scandals and has no concept of livable wages and considering his size, probably consumes more than the weight of an oil tanker in calories each day. He can be found lounging on beaches that he has closed to the public, primarily because he's a hypocritical shit biscuit who likes to laugh about how much better he is than everyone else. Has managed to somehow piss off just about everyone in the tri-state area at the same time with his numerous construction projects to improve roads that were fine until he started smashing up the pavement. Probably in bed with the mafia or some other criminal organization, hence his "no one can touch me" attitude. The world would be a better place if he choked to death on one of those aforementioned donuts he seems to enjoy so much.
"Hey, man; did you hear about Chris Christie closing the public beaches this weekend?"
"Yeah, the memes about him were fantastic."
"You could feed Africa's entire population for a month with the food Chris Christie consumes in a day."
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Former New Jersey Attorney General running as a Republican against incumbent Democrat Jon Corzine for New Jersey Governor 2009. He has a very distinctive due to his weight problem, but it doesnt make him any different as a candidate.
p1 "Who are you voting for Governor"
p2 "Jon Corzine."
p1" Wth? After he messed up our state? vote for chris christie"
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When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.
This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.
Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis
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