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fish monger

A shakespearean term for a pimp, one who mongs fish. Appears in the play Hamlet.

You are a fish monger
Hamlet, Act 2 Scene II

by Shivs August 3, 2004

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Fish Monger

Like a Fag Hag, it's a dude who hangs out with only lesbians hoping to be their inevitable dick supply.

I'm really horny and could use some dick tonight. I'm going to call my Fish Monger to come over and service me.

by BlackRex October 10, 2021


fish monger

A midevil time pimp. The original word fishmonger means somebody who sells fish. Also known as pimps. Also, the origin for a group called F.M.A. or fish mongers anonymous.

(1) Those fish monger's from fma be gettin it done with the ladies. (2) If a lady needs protection tell her to hit up the closest fish monger. (3) Damn dog, i've been on my feet all day with the crusades, then have to go home and hear my girl nag. I think i'm gonna talk to a fish monger and have him get a girl to please my ass.

by Kiefer W aka K-fo March 28, 2007

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fish monger

A guy who likes a rank rotten twat.

Steve will nail anything. He is a total fish monger.

by jackel_inthebox March 5, 2006

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Fish Monger

Some one who plays with there genitalia and penis and sniffs there fingers after words.

Look At That Fish Monger Go Those Must Be Some Smelly Balls

by RogFromEscoFelix June 24, 2009

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fish monger

where you donkey punch a girl but intstead of punching her in the head you smack the back of her head with a large fish.

-Dude i need a large fish
+why?
-i totally wanna fish monger this chick

by wathedilleo November 9, 2006

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Fish Monger

Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)

Person #1: OMFG, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!

Person #2: Good job fish monger.

by wakiminator June 28, 2009

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