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The Letter C

The Letter C (noun), the third letter of the alphabet, also known as the most fucking useless letter I have ever fucking seen. What the shit? Why can't it make up it's mind? Sometimes it makes a K sound and sometimes it makes an S sound. The alphabet has 26 letters, why don't we make it a nice round number of 25?

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Carl
Person 1: With a K or C?
Person 2: With The Letter C
Person 1: Fuck you

by TheChikGoesBok April 14, 2021

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letter "C"

oft-used term on Sesame Street now used to describe a hunched over elderly person

Having assumed the position with her walker, my Aunt Sally walked into the casino as the letter "C"

by sheila in the car July 19, 2010

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Letter to Laura C x

LAURA Where do I start,, I love you too much🥰You can Into my life and flipped it around💕I know lately we’ve had ups and downs like you said but no BestFriends dont 👭 And the time when you sat next to me in Maths and you know I was having a very very bad day, you made me forget about everything that was happening💔I’ve never had someone that helps me like that‼️I know I get on your nerves because I always say your going to replace me but I’m bothered because (1) I know I’m nothing special and am a temporary friend that can easily be replaced and (2) I have honestly never had a best friend as good as you🤩I never want to be replaced, not by LIBBY, not by Maisie, not by ANYONE🙉And I know that sounds selfish but without you I’d be broken, like fully shattered and unable to be fixed👭I know that even at 3 in the morning if I need you then you will be there🥰And I will always do the same with you💕I know sometimes I can be annoying but I have come into ur life because I want to impact it in the best way possible💋I love you so so much, like billions and millions and trillions😘I know there are struggles in life, but promise me you’ll keep your head held high, because you deserve to be happy😭You should always be proud for you are, a happy, gorgeous and SOLID young girl, coz I am🤩I want to be the best friend possible for you. I want to be the person you can call at 1 am in the morning and a person you can’t truly trust with anything🥰

A letter to Laura c x

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

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The Letter C

Leah Motherfucking Goddamn Tolle, the cunt herself

Me: Dude why tf does she walk like that
Sarah: Cause shes the letter C!
Me: Yeah! like that whale Leah!

by PurpleCarrotSticks February 6, 2022