Nipple Man is a when some one has 3 or more nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man. If it is the women with extra nipples I'd call Ripleys believe it or not or some freaky porn photo taker person.
"Look Bob has extra Nipples, there for he is a Nipple Man, get the Pitch Forks and torchs."
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Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven
Iโm sexually attracted to your man nipples.
A term to use for one that is useless.
Cunt 1: โThat cunt is as useful as โMan-Nipplesโโ
Cunt 2: โnot only useless, heโs annoying as Fuckโ
Cunt 1: โYeah, โMarathon Rash Man-Nipplesโ
something undesirable, and uttered as a curse.
AW MAN NIPPLE! I just stubbed my toe!
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an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole
Antonyms: Dad
Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"
You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"
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Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.
Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!
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