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A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.
But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.
As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.
Dude, last night I fully whipped out The Pole Vault on this chick!
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1. A track and field event where one uses a fiberglass pole, momentum, strength, and technique in order to get over a crossbar{i.e. bar} at a certain height. One runs down a pole vault runway, plants the pole into the box while jumping off at the same time or a little earlier, goes into the air, inverts {or, flips upside-down}, and goes over the cross bar, and lands on the mat.
Note: If someone says the reason they do it is for the "hot chicks" {or something to that extent}, or one of the first things they say about it is they mention the hot girls, they aren't true pole vaulters.
I pole vault.
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The best track and field event with the hottest girls. You run down a runway towards a planting box and pads with a fiberglass or carbon pole which you use to vault over a bar supported by adjustable standards. Sergey Bubka holds the world record at 6.15m (over 20 feet)
Pole vault is expensive. It takes a good plant to get high.
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When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.
Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.
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A sport in which you run with a fiberglass or carbon fiber pole, and then use it to jump over a bar at high heights. Normally, most pole vaulting chicks are really hot, which is why i pole vault.
Guy 1: Did you see that hot pole vaulter girl?
Guy 2: Yeah mannnnn, I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her!
Guy 1: Rockin'!!!
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A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.
I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.
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A track and field event where you use a fiberglass pole to run and then push yourself up in the air to clear yourself over a crossbar. aka- greatest track event ever.
I cleared 10 feet vaulting today!! I came in first!
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