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Originally used by pilots to alert their wingmen/AWACs that they are in dogfight range and firing their cannon as opposed to their longer-ranged missiles.

Used by young adult males to alert their wingmen that they are breaking away to engage a target female at close range.

John: KAKOW! Hotties at 11 O'Clock... I got the one with the weater hogs...

Jack: When? What the hell are you talking about?!

John: Guns guns guns!

Jack: Dude, where the hell are you going?

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Gun

Pew pew

Gun goes pew pew

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Gun

An Americans magic wand

Guy 1: Hey, I got a gun!
Guy 2: Are you an American?

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Gun

The greatest thing you can bring to show and tell.

"He has a gun!"
"AHHHHH"

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Gun

A complex arrangement of metal parts that is capable of discharging a lead peice at very high speeds, high enough to penetrate fleash and thin slabs of wood. Serves as humankind's (so far) permanent replacement for spears, staffs, swords, daggars, etc. as most effective weapons. Most commonly used for self-defense, murder, killing hostiles, recreational shooting, the standard issue weapons for armies, militias, etc.

Guns aren't the problem. It's criminals, irresponsible people, and totalitarian shitheads getting a hold of them that's the problem.

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The Gun

A term describing the act of bending a female over in the doggy position and fingering her vigorously with your hand in a gun like shape.

"What's that machine gun noise upstairs?" "Trust lad john must be using the gun on Lauren"

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Gun

The quick and easy tool to end a fight.

Man: Dont fuck with me cause I know Martial Arts!

Other Man: Dont fuck with me cause I know Smith and Wesson!

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