Thotopotamus

a very large thot similar to a hippopotamus but only human. Commonly found in central Illinois

Did you see that thotopotamus back there Maddie?

Thotopotamus

Dirty birdies. They are gross chicks that are lazy af. These girls don't do much at all. They are nasty thots.Usually jail birds that act like their shit don't stink. Fiends and you'll probably catch an std if you fuck one. Resemble ratchets, but fatter and smelly. Don't wash their coochies.

Damn, there's the nasty Thotopotamus' in their natural habitat. That chick is a nasty thotopotamus.

Thotopotamus

The skankiest, filthiest, most degenerate hoe out there. Usually a solitary creature spending his or her days in the confines of reddit, podcasts, and the like.

Friend: Who that ugly hoe over there? That Thotopotamus should be put back in its cage
Me: that's just Dempsey - he ugly but harmless

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Thotopotamus

1. A girl who is looked at as a hoe or slut that also is large in size due to unhealthy eating habits and lack of exercise

2. A promiscuous hippo

1. “Man she gave great head, but she’s a bit of a thotopotamus”

2.”What’s the weirdest thing you’ve stuck your dick in?” Said Cotton eyed joe to Alfonzo. “Damn bro, you ever seen the ass on a thotopotamus?”