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Timness is god
Did you hear about that Timness guy?
Yeah, he's god.
A gimpy person who gets the blame for everything.
If in doubt, blame Tim Tim.
Roger: "Oy mate, you f#cked my girlfriend in the ass?"
Berty: "No i never, that was TIM TIM"
Roger: "oh right, sweet."
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He doesn't believe in love..but this guy has like 10 girls that are infatuated with him. He's a chick magnet whether he knows it or not!
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Name for Timberland boots.
I got the new fresh tim-tims son.
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"A flash. Meaning to "tempt him".
Used by less than desirables females to get laid. Often done by either flashing the tits or ass or by just dropping the skirt, lifting the leg and thrusting the pelvis forward to reveal the hidden agenda.
Chrisy: I cant't seem to get Bob's attention.
Missy: Girl what's wrong with you?
Tim-Tim you stupid bitch!
He'll come around ballsout.
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1. A Siamese twin with very unimaginative parents.
2. A small inflatable hover-craft capable of speeds in excess of 2.8mph.
Doctor: What shall you name them?
John Smith VII: Ermm, Tim
Doctor: Theres two of them...
John Smith VII: Tim-tim then. Took my family long enough to think of a new name for one child, a second isn't gonna come easily.
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Loyal, generous, handsome, sexy, masculine individual, who is without a doubt the very best person to love.
Tims are intelligent, strong, rock-like men. They are the best friends and best lovers.
Although a little indecisive, argumentative and not shy of speaking their minds there's not much negative that somes with a Tim.
Liked by the women because of their amazing style and taste.
If you have a Tim, hang onto him.
he's such a Tim
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