rob: I am Toastersexual
tom: WOW ME TOO, I love being attracted to toasters.
Morgan Freeman: Toastersexuality, Being attracted to toasters.
You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.
Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*
1. To have a sexuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).
2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.
Bob: Phil how did you get those burn marks on your dick?
Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...
Bob: That means you're toastersexual!
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