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A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)
It gets difficult going balls deep on Jessica's tostada sometimes.
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The skinny nasty ass hispanic ugly female that is in the group of girls at a club.
Hey she's got glasses, bad acne, and weighs 50 pounds, but I'll still do her.
Nah man, she's a total tostada.
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The best item to order at Taco Bell. Its pretty cheap and is meatless!!! just beans, lettuce, cheese and taco sauce on a flat, corn, hard tortilla. oh yeah!!!
that tostada is really tasty!!!!
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-There is nothing going on over here on my side of town.
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-Bro, what are you up to?
-Nada Tostada Homie!
The shitty new CD by Greed Day!
Top with beans and cheese - then microwave!
Then feed that shit to your dog or your enemy.
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Generally used when viewing porn or while your at a strip club. Refers to a woman's beaver - usually when it is a bit "meaty".
Check out that Beafy Tostada!
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Start off giving the girl you're fucking an Abraham Lincoln, then spread her legs open (she must be on her period.) Once you have the bitch under control, take a deuce inside of her then resume vaginal intercourse. Once you bust a nut inside of the slut, force her to expell the Yankee Tostada from inside of her clam shell then dig in.
I gave that slut Nancy Grace a Yankee Tostada, the bitch asked for seconds when she finished. Come hungry leave happy I always say...
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