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A gentlemen's erect love muscle
Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight
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a device used by a donnachie to provide sexual pleasure to his watt
oh mike, i dont want to appear soft in front of you, can i shove my truncheon up your arse?
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Love Truncheon: the glans penis
He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.
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A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.
I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!
I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!
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slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon
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my willy, which is bigger than anything else
i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track
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Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.
He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?
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