to take pictures of what you are eating, or what you are going to eat, and post them on twitter
Girl: Michael tweats every meal he has!
12π 7π
An expression of friendship. Synonymous to βbroβ or βhomieβ.
βTweat, why do you look like that?β
βShut up tweat you look so hurt.β
4π 2π
A combination of the words "twat" and "sweat" (pronounced like "sweat"), indicating the sweat that a twat produces.
"Man, this whole strip bar smells like tweat."
32π 25π
The act of tweeting (on Twitter) about what you are currently eating.
Tweat: "this hummus is so dank I just have to tweat about it"
"These Internet foodies won't stop tweating."
7π 7π
Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)
I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.
1π 2π
Synonymous with βbroβ or βhomieβ.
βTweat, you look so hurt.β
βShut up, tweat, I didnβt ask.β