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1. A very Hot, average and superficial person who always loves talking to girls, you may find a Twils playing with your 6-year-old daughter near the playground, this is because Twils really love to play with children and act like them in general
Twils often grow their toenails very long in order to use them as a weapon in case someone confronts them, this includes Taiwanese police and neos.
2. A word often called out loud to protect yourself from very annoying girls, the word instantly gets rid of annoying 2005 brats and thots in your friendly Taiwanese neighborhood, the word is also very feared by children, especially girls, so if you have a kid, experts advise not using it near them as it could cause them to abandon your home when they grow older, become addicted and act as dangers to society.
Example:
2005 kid: yo Youtube Rewind 2018 is awesome!!!
Boy 1: Twils
2005 kid: *runs to mother*
Example:
Mother: oh boy, my son is a Twils, what should I do?
Psychologist: I strongly advise Euthanizing him if the issue persists
Example:
1. Kid: My classmate is such a Twils, talking with the opposite sex everytime
2. SWAT Officer: Don't move or ill shout it out loud!
Is a word used as a shorcut to:
This Week I Learned.
Used to sumarize all the contents you learned in a week
Twil to play basketball
“This Week I Learned”, the closing segment of the John Iadarola podcast “The Damage Report”.
#TWIL is appended to messages on Twitter from subscribers to John Iadarola along with suggestions for inclusion in the segment.
#TWIL that Urban Dictionary doesn’t have all the answers but welcomes suggestions.
abbreviation used by balla motha fuckas meaning The Weed Is Lit
Twitter: chillin with the bros and an oz #TWIL
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Someone hopelessly addicted to the gothic romance novel, twilight and/or Edward Cullen.
The group of twil-ites gathered in front of the theater for New Moon.
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