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Twoof

a two headed humanlike creature with many long sharp teeth that prefers living in the shadows

i was attacked by a twoof last night.

by hammurabiwasalier February 7, 2018

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Twoof

noun
1.
the muscular snapper with roast beef flaps between the legs of a female. It looks very similar to a beat up old catchers mit. It can be covered in hair, groomed neatly, or bald as well.

Similar:
vulva
front bottom
lady parts
vulgar slangcunt
pussy
twat
snatch
honeypot
punani
muff
tail
fanny
quim
minge
clunge
box
beaver
jelly roll
cooze
pum-pum

I got on the internet the other day and found a picture of Hope Solo's Twoof, that shit looks like a bag of week old Arby's found in a mall parking lot.

by Officer Rick Danko November 13, 2020

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twoof

two of

yo mario, give me twoof those subs bruh

by biscunty September 28, 2018

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twoofing

sniffing your fingers after finger-banging a girl.

Jay: *twoofing* SUCCESS!!
Ali: WTF you are so DUMB.

by ac&ea May 7, 2008

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Twoof

An exclamation for something that appears or happens by surprise

I was on my way to South Campus when twoof! An Oettinger went past me.

by ClawedHealer February 23, 2018


Twoof

Someone Who slaps a person that is short

aw ya twoof

by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 14, 2022


TWOOF

SOMEONE WHO SLAPS A PERSON

OW YA TWOOF

by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 14, 2022