a two headed humanlike creature with many long sharp teeth that prefers living in the shadows
i was attacked by a twoof last night.
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noun
1.
the muscular snapper with roast beef flaps between the legs of a female. It looks very similar to a beat up old catchers mit. It can be covered in hair, groomed neatly, or bald as well.
Similar:
vulva
front bottom
lady parts
vulgar slangcunt
pussy
twat
snatch
honeypot
punani
muff
tail
fanny
quim
minge
clunge
box
beaver
jelly roll
cooze
pum-pum
I got on the internet the other day and found a picture of Hope Solo's Twoof, that shit looks like a bag of week old Arby's found in a mall parking lot.
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sniffing your fingers after finger-banging a girl.
Jay: *twoofing* SUCCESS!!
Ali: WTF you are so DUMB.
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An exclamation for something that appears or happens by surprise
I was on my way to South Campus when twoof! An Oettinger went past me.