Unclehistamines

A synonym of antihistamines.
Antihistamines = aunty histamines. Aunty's husband is the uncle, ergo unclehistamines.

Can also substitute uncle for any item that is "anti-x"
e.g. unclebiotics, unclebacterial wipes, Norton's unclevirus, unclefreeze.

"Eeee wew the pollen count is purely high, pass me some unclehistamines before my hayfever beales me!"