VELP

Vaginally-Endowed Life Partner, a term coined by Tim Minchin in his tour "Tim Minchin and His Orchestra". He says he prefers that to "wife" because saying "my wife" sounds like he owns her.

My VELP and I have been together for seventeen years

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Velp

Velp-
Slang word that people say when they have an awesome moment.

Kim's new trend is so Velp!

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velp

to have sex with. An attempt to transform our penetrative-centric and thus phallocentric discourse of sex, "velp" comes from "envelop" in order to describe sexual intercourse whilst giving agency to the female.

Loren secretly wanted to velp Paul, but she was a very good girl, so she planned to wait until marriage - if he would agree to marry her!

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