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Receiving anal sex face-down in ice cold water by a man wearing a powdered wig.
I have an ice cream headache from the Valley Forge I got last night.
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when a male uses any combination of ice, jizz, and spit as lubricant (typically after an avalanche or polar bear) for titty fucking a chick whose nipples have become hardened by the cold on her chest.
Term comes from the sexual act's similarity to the valley forge mission during the revolutionary war in which men attempted to transport cannons through snow and harsh conditions between the mountains.
"Dude, did you hear? Mike got shit-faced on the fourth of july, and to commemorate the men of valley forge and those who died for our freedom, he dressed up as George Washington and gave your daughter a valley forge while her friends and everyone watched and videotaped it. I've got copies of it on dvd if you wanna buy it. That shit was so tight it could take the condom off a fetus. we basically ran the polar express on that bitch. maybe next year you shouldn't spend all july 4th cutting hair with grandma"
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The worst 4 years of you life.
Valley Forge Middle School was absolutely terrible!
Forge valley school. A great example to show how the school system is fucked. In this school pupils get excluded for weeks at a time for the following.
.Minor incidents that happened outside of school, out of school hours
.Forgetting pens/pencils
.Using your phone
.Refusing to hand over your property which your parents used hard earned money to buy.
Many more but dont have enough time in the world to write them all.
The head teacher at forge valley (Dale Barraclough) is a racist scum bag to decides to punish people who are not needed to be punished just because he has the authority to do it and when is confronted about his actions decides to exclude/expell pupils.
Many pupils here at forge valley feel unsafe because the teachers and other members of staff can act in a very aggressive and intimidating way. To sum this school up in a few words would be :
-Poorly run
-Unsafe
-Poorly trained staff
-Terrible punishments
-Abuse of authority
-Terrible food
Forge valley school summed up in one pos
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I mean... I don’t really know how to describe it. It’s seven hours of your day that are a mix of amazing, stupid, dumb, and fun. Sure, you have your handful of bad people and teachers, but what public school wouldn’t? Most people hate it their 7th and 8th grade years, but when they leave, they’ll miss it more than anything. There’s no words to describe the atmosphere in that school, and the fun that happens in it.
“What school do you go to?”
“I go to Valley Forge Middle. How about you?”
“Man, I transfered out of there last year. I wish I hadn’t, it was the best 4 years of my life.”
a mix of smart, stupid, pretty, boys and girls. the best seven hours youll ever experience. when you leave, you miss it more than anything
i love attending valley forge middle.