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When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.
Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
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The most sexy the defender of all time
Holy shit, Virgil van big dick
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The name of someone when they are being a stupid dick
This girl was been such a dick van spacbert
Famous comedian. See: Penis Van Lesbian
Dude that guy's a dick... or... she's a dyke!
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aka Dick van Dyke Dupe
Waiting for an answer or an explanation where there is none.
Also as a kind of "Rick Roll".
Origin:
You are watching the "Today I found out"-channel and in the video today we look at that Time Dick Van Dyke was Saved by Porpoises While Lost at Sea. ..... We don't know exactly what happened because Craig Ferguson (Late late show) did not ask any follow up questions.
Why do we sleep? Scientifically speaking.
------ I don't know. Why?
- Nobody knows.
- I feel I've just been Dick van Duped
Guy wakes up after being hit by a car.
Bystander 1: "Are you OK? Do you know where you are?"
Bystander 2 :"Are you trying to Dick van Dupe him?"
The reverse of a fag hag -- a man with too many lesbian friends.
Chris is such a dick van dyke that he wouldn't know what to say to a straight girl.
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A lesbian so butch she may as well be a man, definitely an insult
Is that a guy?
Nah, she's a dick van dyke, man.
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