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When someone has curly hair and it makes their head look fat
Dood, check out that guys vark lol, lets give him abuse
That dude is so varkular
He suffers from varkulosis
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A cool nice friend who will support, annoy, and support you.
Although he may be a total dick, if you need him he will be there for you.
You:I need help vark!
Vark: with what>
You: something!
vark:fine but i want 5 bucks
Another word for vagina.
Hey Sandy, that's a nice vark you've got there.
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when someone has a blond moment or brain fart; also accompanied by the "vark scale" (see "vark scale")
"Man that was so dumb. That was like a 10 on the vark scale"
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We have this saying around these parts and we thought that it would be nice to share this with our funny word-loving friends. It's called "varking", and it's a verb.
To vark. First, a little history: there was a very famous dog around here a year or so ago that liked to sniff around alot, and when she did, she looked just like an aardvark. She would poke and sniff for hours in this aardvark position, and we started calling this action "aardvarking" and later shortened it to "varking". So if you ever find yourself walking around, looking at something here and some other thing there or not really anything much at all...well you can say that you are varking!
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short for aardvark (a piglike animal of African origin belonging to the order Tubulidentata).
Varks are anteaters.
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