Victoria's Secret is some incredibly awkward fact that would publicly humiliate Victoria or irreparably harm her business were it revealed.
Victoria's secret is that no one over thirty fits into her stuff.
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Oh man that victoria's secret magazine is nice as hell!
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When you ooze girl-juices all over your pair of overpriced panties.
Samantha got dressed to the nines --fancy new lingerie and all--for her big date with a hot new stud, but after spending 10 minutes with him, she was so turned on that she completely soiled her $40 pair of panties with her Victoria's Secretions.
Something Victoria doesn't want to tell you.
No, I certaintly won't tell you. It's Victoria's Secret!
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A store where straight men often pretend to be gay so they can work there, folding panties. Only to find that later on, it prevents them from getting laid, and they never get to size women for bras.
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1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.
2. I don't know...she won't tell me...
1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.
2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...
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Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.
Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.
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