Random
Source Code
Random
1. the skin on your elbow
2. a word use for freaking someone out by making them think youre talking about something else when you say wenus
Your wenus is huge!
Wanna see my wenus?
Cover up your wenus, for the love of god!
My wenus is all wrinkly.
My wenus can stretch really far.
I have TWO wenuses!
1287👍 406👎
acronym for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System, as seen in the show FRIENDS. Do not be confused with the post that says it is Statistics instead of System, because it is definitely SYSTEM.
I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
271👍 124👎
stands for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System.
it is what chandler bing used to stay up worrying about
chandler: i'm looking at the wenus and im not happy!
secretary nicolle henrion: i'm so sorry sir...
chandler: its too late for sorry you're fired
unemployed nicolle henrion: i should have listened to adam...
88👍 38👎
Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics
"Yes, Fran, I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the Wenus, and I'm not happy!"
608👍 398👎
your elbow
often used to to creep people out cuz it sounds really wrong
girl:wanna touch my wenus?
dude:wat?
girl:wanna touch my elbow?
dude:oh i thuoght u said somin else
149👍 179👎
Wenus - (n), skin residing on, or around one's elbow.
Many sub-genres of wenus exist, such as
Coarse Wenus- Seemingly inhumane, rough and quite unenjoyable wenus. Treatment includes Weenax, a prescribed ointment which helps in the case of the said wenus.
Soggy Wenus- Quite rare, however has been discovered in areas of high rainfall around the tropics, mainly present with people in tribes.
A wenus can also be a form of sexual pleasure/fetish, as it can be pulled and stimulated/rubbed in ways which rival a man's wanking habits. It is also considered a delicacy in some cultures, which is frowned upon by the UN.
"Fuck me, I've never wanted your wenus inside of me so much before!!!"
"Darn you, you have a coarse-arse bitch of a wenus."
"I've never seen anything like it... this wenus is... amazing." *Bites large chunk of steamed wenus off*
50👍 65👎