wff

Well Fucked Friend. A friend who has had sex with many people. (the nice way to say your friend is a whore)

friend: Dood, she's my WFF
other person: You mean BFF?
friend: No, she is my WFF.

other person: What?
friend: She's a whore.

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WFF

Wee fat fucker.
Gotta be someone who is short and squat.
Relevant only to some parts of Scotland.

While waiting in the queue for my McDonald's some WFF barged me to the side, obviously in greater need than me.

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WFF

That one really good friend you pretend to hate.

Me: Hahahaha no I'd never give you a high five. Oh wait, I would if it was in your face with a brick that had spikes dipped in poison.

WFF: Well excusez-moi, I didn't kick you, I was just toe-tapping a dust particle and you got in the way!

Me: You little son of a biscuit!

WFF: Ha, eat my astronaut.

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WFF

Worst Friend Forever. Your WFF is that friend that you laugh and joke a lot with all the time, but you are always fake being mean to him/her and don't give him/her some of your cookie on your birthday. Usually used between people of the opposite gender. When you tell someone that you consider them your WFF, they will know that you do not like them at all but they are still considered the awesomest friend ever. They will also know that all your teasing means absolutely nothing.

Lily: So I heard that Nick's your best guy friend, but you are always so awful to him!
You: Naw, we're WFF's.
Lily: Oh I see so you won't be mad if I ask him out?
You: He's all yours.

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WFF

white fat fuck. Its white people that go to McDonalds everyday and are very fat and they have to walk like a penguin because they are so fat. You will mostly find these people in places were there arent any side walks and everything is so far away and they have to drive ever wear.

"EEEWWWW. Look at the WFF!"

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WFF

The opposite of BFF, or Best Friend Forever, is WFF, Worst Friend Forever. Used to express that someone is not a very good friend, usually by teen girls.

she's my WFF, she leik didnt invite me to the partayy even though she knows I luv josh.

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WFF

It means "Wrong F*cking Forum"

It's when sonmeone posts a comment in the wrong area.
In a car enthusiast's Forum-
n00b: "Did you see what (politician)did?

Dude: STFU n00b! WFF!

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