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Also called "The kill" by idiots who think they live in 'da hood'. A town in upstate new york,bordering the asshole of nowhere which quite literally consists of a rusty water tower,two gas stations,Two pizza places,a chinese place,three delis,a hardware store, two prisons,A barber shop,and a bus garage. The town exists almost solely to funnel retail drones and commuters to larger,even less interesting towns in the area. Most of the female population under the age of 25 is incredibly loose,has VD, and their own heads shoved so far up their own asses they could wear them as hats,and the male population has the combined IQ of a shoebox. Literacy rates are in the single digits, Drug abuse is rampant,and unemployment is mind-numbingly high,likely due to its proxmity to newburgh and its inhabitants.
"Drive down the road till you see two retards fuckin'. Then drive another mile. Now you're in wallkill."
If you enjoy knowing your children will be disease ridden, Meth addicted high school dropouts,Wallkill is a highly advisable place to raise your children.
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Idiots and drug dealers with sticks up there butts and with people saying to kill yourself. It’s actually literal hell.
Oh I came from Wallkill I almost committed suicide it’s hell there
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Having quickie sex in the shadow of an old rusty water tower, preferably in the bed of a truck used to haul old garbage and various debris to the dump.
I Wallkill walloped that chick in the back of my '79 Ford F-150 and she got poison ivy all over her back because I cleaned out the backyard before I picked her up.
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The action of being viciously skull-fucked with your arms pinned at your sides by the other persons knees.
You bro I Wallkill Metal’d your mom last night.
A school in Sussex County, New Jersey that is filled with smelly rednecks, assholes and wannabe bullies. The desks smell like the janitors wipe their assholes all over it and the bullies are too pussy to say anything to your face so they will just post mean stuff about you behind a screen but act like a bitch when you confront them. If you're thinking of going to this school don't. Just stick to home schooling. You're better off and you'll still make friends.
Jimmy: Hey, I'm thinking of going to Wallkill Valley Regional High School
Mel: Don't man. I heard that school is horrifying.
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A wasteland.
"Hey, do you go to Wallkill Valley Regional High School?"
Four year regional public high school in Sussex County New Jersey (refer to n.\dirty jerzey). Where kids from Hardyston, Franklin, Ogdensburg and Hamburg, grades 9-12 study from a wide range of programs including potsmoking 101, fag-a-nomatry, drug dealing literature, AP dblocking, gay YELLOW VDUB auto shop, and penis graffiti visual arts. Rated one of the worst schools in the world because of its scumbag to do-good student ratio of 126:1, and most kids drop out anyway.... who cares. The schools alma matter is "when in doubt, pound it out".
JOE: " so you're from Wallkill Valley regional high school, aye?"
REESE: "yeah, i graduated with a degree in erectile engineering, and minored in fake rasta comp."
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