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Someone who fills their Facebook profile with lame things like Mafia Wars, Cafe World, Farmville or their Daily Horoscope.
Jeez, I friended So and So on Facebook and their entire profile was nothing but Cafe World crap and Mafia Wars requests. What a Wastebooker!
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The popular social networking site that moonlights as a black hole for actual social activity.
Dude, how come John didn't come out tonight? He was updating his status on wastebook.
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When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, one proceeds to the popular social networking site Facebook. Upon arriving at said site, the intoxicated individual leaves many sporadic messages and comments that, if sober, would normally not be left. The contents of these messages usually include embellishments of the events surrounding the current drunken stupor, or are more commonly blunt confessions of emotion and opinion. Often times a blatant disregard for tact and social conformities is exhibited. This inebriated harassment may or may not be limited to close friends. In most circumstances, the aftermath of wastebooking is usually laughed off and is stored only in memory for recantation in any future gathering of said friends. This has evolved with time as technology has advanced. Earlier precursors stem from shouting drunken obscenities and more recently include drunk dialing and drunk texting.
Nick: “WTF was up with that message you left at 3 in the morning?”
Justin: “Oh yea, I got trashed yesterday and ended the night by wastebooking everyone.”
The act of writing semi-coherent messages on others' facebook walls whilst intoxicated.
I'm having a pretty bad night when I start wastebooking people I haven't seen since middle school.
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Common: Discovering how perfect other friends lives are through Facebook making you feel like a waste.
Alternative definitions:
1. Someone engrossed with the social mechanisms of Facebook. Miserably procrastination on facebook due to a lack of responsibilities or self interests.
2. Personal plethora of frequent Facebook sins.
Facebook sin, i.e. breaking social media norms.
3. Facebook pictures consisting solely of clubbing culture.
4. The Facebook masquerade of a perfect life.
1. I've done it agian! I've missed studying, scrolling through wastebook newsfeed!
2. Social sins of the form: Radical feminist posts, public displays of affection, inappropriate statuses, being a beg etc
3. Jessica's memory museum of clubbing photos is Wastebook gold standard.