Wating

Wating is w(annabe) dating. You desperately want to date but think you are too good for a datingsite.

Rik: Well, I don't understand why I am still single. Everyone has a partner because they're losers who date on datingsites.
Derek: Oh my god, Rik, you are so obviously wating.

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Wated

When I-talians/A-mericanos try to say 'water'.

i finished my wated = and I'm thirsty!

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wate

the period of time inbetween the point of laying down and actually falling asleep at night.

i didn't fall asleep last night for like an hour during my wate.

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wating

Pronounced like "waiting". Two individuals who are attracted to one another, though, they can not or will not be considered dating yet. One can jump in and out of the waiting phase since it is not as serious as dating. Like the term waiting, but in a relationship sense.

Joe: Arent you two dating already?
Tom: No, we're wating.

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watee

When someone is thirsty for relationship goals and they need a lot of water to quench their thirst
thirst

Also a discreet word for The Skeet™

*sees a cute couple* "Goals! Give me some watee!" saod Grace

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wating

An act of sexual self-gratification in which milled cereal grains such as oats or barleycorns are rubbed upon erogenous zones, customarily the pudenda. An atypical gerund, almost always used in the infinitive. Origin obscure, first noted among the Essex teddy boy culture of postwar Britain but plausibly derived from the Norfolk watty or wheatmeal. See also frotage, brown monocle

"No more bashful than any of his frustrated adolescent peers, Jim had launched upon career of carnality with the first tremorous steps of wating behind the Land Girls' dormitory" ('Licky Jim', 1958, Queensly Amis)

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wating

Like eating ... but better.

Last night, I was wating a hamburger, and it was really good.

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