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Willem Dafoe

He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.

"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"

by Healthy guy enthusiast November 26, 2020

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Willem Dafoe

Has a confusingly gigantic cock

Friend: Yo do you know willem dafoe
Friend 2: ye?
Friend: he's got a massive cock they say
Friend 2: oh damnn

by Boost0123 April 29, 2022

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Willem dafoe

Brilliant character actor with a chiseled face tailor made for portraying a villain.which he did in the 1985 movie "to live and die in la" with his portrayal of counterieter Eric Masters. He's well known for his portrayal of Sgt elias in 1987s "platoon"as well as his role in "the last temptation of christ"

Willem dafoe has had a long time affiliation with the 'wooster project' an off off broadway theater ensemble.

by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021


willem dafoe

Someone who just ate your butterfly collection, and has seven scented erasers up his butthole.

Willem Dafoe is so fucking awesome.

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022


willem dafoe

When one eats a macdonalds big-mac and then proceeds to make love to a woman in the sqaut position...other references include the willem dafoe sqaured which is when you eat the big mac while making love.

Tony pulled a willem dafoe on me last night.

by the mfic August 3, 2008

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willem dafoe

The opposite of Willem Dafreind. Dafoe just ate your butterfly collection, and has seven scented erasers in his butthole. Dafriend did not do that.

Bob: Willem Dafoe is so mean.
Jeff: Yeah, he's something of a scientist himself. Try his brother, Willem Dafreind.
Bob: Yay!

by mr electric is god February 23, 2022